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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:52
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...